Oh, give me a break, life is not like the movies. Or even the funny sitcoms.
DH (that's darling husband) came home last night after being gone for 11 days.
You'd think that there would be violins or a mariachi band or something playing right?
Or maybe June Cleaver presenting him with one of those delicious, home-cooked gourmet meals he's been missing for the past 11 days.
Eh, not so much.
He did get shrieks of glee from dd, and a "hey! Dad's home" from Number One Son.
From me he got an offer to do his truckload of dirty laundry and tacos. Yup tacos.
Now, mind you, he's eaten tacos before and not complained. It's a kid-friendly meal that's been requested lately. And did I mention that I had a headache and body-ache of monumental proportions yesterday?
His response? A BandM (bitch and moan) about how he's been gone for 11 days and the best I could do is tacos?
Oh, bite me.
I fed them all and went to bed. At 7:30 PM. Alone.
Welcome home.
Oh, there I am.
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Bite me is right! Was he away on business? If so, then he has been eating just fine. My hubby just got back recently after 12 days and went on and on about how great the restaurants were in Europe blah blah blah blah.
Good for you for going to bed alone. Then he didn't get his June Cleaver welcome home sex.
Do you think June Cleaver even put out though? Hmmm...just wondering. Ward seemed pretty happy on the show.
I like tacos.
Next time, he'll be served a booger taco. Men can be soooo dumb. DO NOT insult the person who preps your food, washes your laundry, etc.
He should be GLAD he got tacos.
If I had been gone for eleven days and came home to someone who was willing to do my laundry and had cooked anything at all, I would have been thrilled.
My hubby was out of town for a part of this week, got home around 6:30 last night, then slept in this morning and headed off to play golf. With a client, so supposedly it is "work" - hmmmmm.
I hope your head and bodyaches are better and you're ready for lunch! See you soon! :D
Ouch. DH got home Wednesday and aside from being cranky due to working a million hours and jetlag, he's usually fairly polite.
Isn't that always the way? Nothing turns out how you think it will.
I would have been happy for tacos. :)
My husband knows how long I can hold a grudge.
He also knows to be thankful that I've kept the house standing and children alive while he is gone. Even if it's simply 9-5, lol.
And he likes tacos. ;-)
my husband travels for a living and some nights he is lucky to have left over taco bell waiting on the counter ...:)
When my husband goes away for that long, he's lucky I don't hand over the kids and head to the closest bar. :)
Besides, as I posted on Facebook the other day...tacos are deceptive. They are a LOT of work if your family likes "stuff" to put on them. Chop, chop, chop...
you need my Cat Food Casserole recipe.....
Oh hell no---how many restaurants did he pass on the way home? he could dang sure turn around and get back to one. That he did not starve to death while he was gone proves me knows how to feed himself, he could keep on doing it
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