I was saying that I hope this will tide you over - snarky commentary on the elementary school science fair I went to on Friday.
This woman can't even be that old! She's got a kid in elementary school!
I like this woman - she's nice, attractive, trim, dresses stylishly...but tonight = fail.
She had on ultra low-rise jeans which gave her a muffin top that she probably didn't even HAVE.
(Disclaimer: I know I was sporting back fat, an exposed bra strap and a nice beer belly/ice cream gut, but at least I had on cute sandals and a nice pedicure, dammit.)
And below you can see 5 of the 17+ women who were wearing black v-neck tees with jeans. I'm obviously hanging out with the wrong crowd because they didn't send ME the memo.
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And we all know it's all about the damn pedicure.
OMG, you are soooooo wrong!
We need another lunch date, without kids!
M2's elementary gatherings were like a style show. But there was always one mom who would have on workout clothes (and she didn't work out) with so much jewelry on she looked like Mr. T. I always looked forward to running into her.
And yes, it is about the pedicure. And I agree with the capri/loafer combo. Ewwww...
Please continue to take and post photos of female posteriors.
Warmest Regards,
Krëg
so funny ... do I need to go out and buy a black v-neck shirt now?
whats creepy about lowrise girl is that she looks like she cant walk in those shoes ....
I'm guessing these gals don't read your blog. :)
but did you have on your new shoes? The shoes in the first pic should NEVER EVER be worn - capris or no capris!
So funny! I wrote a post on this a few days ago... spotting a blogger!!!
Do you think they even realized why you were snapping the pic?
My mother in law really thought that I wanted a picture of her little cakes. NO! I needed a pic of her awful toaster oven cover. LMAO.
a nice pedicure goes a long way.
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